Urban Dictionary Word of the Day
Created by Me , with help from Him.
Urban Dictionary: portmanbreau
All bro-related puns that take the form of portmanteaus.
E.g.: So me and my bro are on the brofa, trying to read about Bronald Reagan, bröt instead we brocrastinate and watch ‘Knocked Up’ with Seth Brogen. Dude, it’s brotally a bromantic comedy, bro.
See also: portmanbro.
Cosby Sweater
The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry- or any other ‘bright, colorful’ breakfast cereals- and then vomitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980’s sitcom “The Cosby Show”.
Nicole was overjoyed to receive “a Cosby Sweater” for her birthday.
meme
An item of pop culture propogated via word of mouth. Usually used in reference to the latest cool website that is propogated by e-mail.
Mahir, of “I kiss you” and “I invitate you to Turkey” fame.
“All your base are belong to us” the flash video, song, and Photoshopped photos.
Strong Bad and Trogdor the Burninator.
goatse
A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide. One of the oldest jokes on the internet is to link the picture to internet forums and chatrooms, renamed to look like something else like “happybunnies.jpg” . Often causes people to freak out.
-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it’s horrible!
-hahaha!
youtube
A site where you can upload videos and watch videos other people have made. Great idea in theory but is spoiled by all the negative comments by people who can barely spell, probably won’t last much longer because people will just choose not to upload their videos.Two actual messages sent to me on Youtube
Message 1
ere are you pro like mate or wha’ ? cos i is be feeling that shit you’r a leg end. i is be likeing your emotion cos you look like you’r getting right into that SHIT!!!! p.s ever thought about going on holiday or maybee taking a break ??? apperntly a break makes you better at singing take the year off you maybe able to sing ,just maybee but i doubt it (TWAT) UNLUCKY SHIT AYE MULLET BOY
Message 2
I hope you know you’ve completely ruined mine and other people’s favourite songs. I hope you get ovarian cancer and die D:
urbandictionary.com
A site that when used correctly can be both humorous and insightful. Usually most beneficial to suburban white people that listen to rap music and want a real definition of something like phat or tight
Bobby-“Yo, urbandictionary.com is bomb-sauce jigga”
Father-“That’s it, I’m installing netnanny.”
website
There are 3 types of websites. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.
The Good:
Supplies generous amounts of information, images and music aswell as has a nice layout with decent amounts of CSS.
The Bad:
Is made poorly with little or no effort. The background is horribly annoying. This website gets millions of hits, however, which is most annoying.
The Ugly:
A websiet with a white background, blue and purple hyperlinks, uses only Times New Roman font, and non-colored horizontal rules, plus crappy tables with sad borders and no design.
Urban Dictionary: Tumblr snob
Friend one: Oh look at this new meme, it’s about Trace Cyrus!
Friend two: Uhhhh bro. Seen it, reblogged, and followed the blog.
Friend one: You are SUCH a Tumblr snob.
twat
1) A great word to shout out.
2) A woman’s vagina.
3) A blow to the face or genitalia.
4) Used by Tweety.
5) An offensive term for a person.
6) Acronym for The War Against Terrorism.
- “You’re getting right on my tits you TWAAAAAAAAT!”
- “Nice twat there woman.”
- “You twatted me, I’ll twat you back.”
- “Where’s dat liddle puddy twat?”
- “Tony Blair’s a twat.”
- “TWAT is going well, don’t you think?”
myspace
It’s the ultimate game of testing your ego. It becomes a competition of seeing who has the most friends, so you add everyone you’ve made eye contact with in the past 6 years, constantly posting bulletins telling people to comment on your NEW PICZ PLZ or die.
Also a way for every garage band ever to make a Myspace Music profile without even have talent and/or experience as other bands have. Also a new place for every hott girl in the world to prove how slutty they are by making a Myspace and putting pictures of themselve’s where they only have 1/5 of their clothes on with the quote under it “I used photoshop to cover my boobs, So What.
“Comment on my myspace plz LOL!
