October 2011
1 post
Vagina →
The set of lips a woman uses to apologize. Example: Gina wouldn’t stop complaining, so when Todd got pissed off, she used her vagina to apologize for being a bitch.
June 2011
8 posts
Sugar Loaf →
When a girl does a line of coke off of your erect penis(boner).
Finsterwald →
The act of shitting on the backside of your nutsack
Sodium panties →
A girls is so hot even after she’s been running and sweating around her crotch you would still go down one her.
clit dip →
the female equivalent to the male teabag
sprung →
When your wee wee gets hard, possibly causing you to lose a button on your shorts.
69 o'clock shadow →
The stubble that appears in the days and weeks after a girl waxes her pubic area.
I went down on Sally last night and her 69 o’clock shadow left rug burn on my face.
Brown and brown →
When two guys align their assholes and shit inside each other.
Joe saw Mark playing drums at a bar. Later they went back to Mark’s office in Atlanta to brown and brown each other.
Helium balloon →
The act of teabagging a woman then placing your anus on her open mouth and farting in it filling her up like a helium balloon.
March 2011
1 post
4chan →
you have just entered the very heart, soul, and life force of the internet. this is a place beyond sanity, wild and untamed. there is nothing new here. “new” content on 4chan is not found; it is created from old material. every interesting, offensive, shocking, or debate inspiring topic youve seen elsewhere has been posted here ad infinitum. we are the reason for “not safe for...
February 2010
3 posts
fart →
a fart is more than just a sound. it is more than just a horrifying smell. a fart is a much more deeper emotion. it is one that touches the heart, comes straight from the stomach and reaches deep into ones soul. it takes the path from one person’s ass hole and leads itself into another’s nose. it touches the five senses like michael jackson touches little boys. farts are a wonderous...
wikipedia →
Savior of high school students everywhere
The place where you go when the word you’re looking for is too sophisticated to be found on UrbanDictionary.
I found the definition for “Antidisestablishmentarianism” on Wikipedia.
furry →
Possibly the strangest sub-culture in all of geekdom. Furries range from being harmless fans fascinated by anthropomorphic characters and animals, to immensely withdrawn or self-abosrbed persons who actually believe, or want to believe, they’re eagle-winged fox-like versions of themselves with giant gentalia who wouldn’t dare be anything else that could be considered mundane. Furries...
January 2010
1 post
2 tags
draihole →
A young douche nozzle who either works in or frequents drai’s nightclub in las vegas. Easily identified by cherry red eyes, an uber arrogant attitude, and overly intoxicated by drugs, alcohol or both. Most of these scumbags are either trust fund babies or still living with their parents.
Person 1 “man who smashed up that new benz into that cab over there?”
Person 2 “That...
December 2009
1 post
Urban Dictionary: portmanbreau →
tristn:
wordsalso:
All bro-related puns that take the form of portmanteaus.
E.g.: So me and my bro are on the brofa, trying to read about Bronald Reagan, bröt instead we brocrastinate and watch ‘Knocked Up’ with Seth Brogen. Dude, it’s brotally a bromantic comedy, bro.
See also: portmanbro.
November 2009
1 post
Cosby Sweater →
The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry- or any other ‘bright, colorful’ breakfast cereals- and then vomitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980’s sitcom “The Cosby Show”.
Nicole was overjoyed to...
September 2009
15 posts
meme →
An item of pop culture propogated via word of mouth. Usually used in reference to the latest cool website that is propogated by e-mail.
Mahir, of “I kiss you” and “I invitate you to Turkey” fame.
“All your base are belong to us” the flash video, song, and Photoshopped photos.
Strong Bad and Trogdor the Burninator.
goatse →
A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide. One of the oldest jokes on the internet is to link the picture to internet forums and chatrooms, renamed to look like something else like “happybunnies.jpg” . Often causes people to freak out.
-Hey you know what goatse is? -no, what is it? -check this website out! -oh god it’s horrible! -hahaha!
youtube →
A site where you can upload videos and watch videos other people have made. Great idea in theory but is spoiled by all the negative comments by people who can barely spell, probably won’t last much longer because people will just choose not to upload their videos.Two actual messages sent to me on Youtube
Message 1
ere are you pro like mate or wha’ ? cos i is be feeling...
urbandictionary.com →
A site that when used correctly can be both humorous and insightful. Usually most beneficial to suburban white people that listen to rap music and want a real definition of something like phat or tight
Bobby-“Yo, urbandictionary.com is bomb-sauce jigga” Father-“That’s it, I’m installing netnanny.”
website →
There are 3 types of websites. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. The Good: Supplies generous amounts of information, images and music aswell as has a nice layout with decent amounts of CSS. The Bad: Is made poorly with little or no effort. The background is horribly annoying. This website gets millions of hits, however, which is most annoying. The Ugly: A websiet with a white background, blue...
Urban Dictionary: Tumblr snob →
topherchris:
Friend one: Oh look at this new meme, it’s about Trace Cyrus! Friend two: Uhhhh bro. Seen it, reblogged, and followed the blog. Friend one: You are SUCH a Tumblr snob.
twat →
1) A great word to shout out. 2) A woman’s vagina. 3) A blow to the face or genitalia. 4) Used by Tweety. 5) An offensive term for a person. 6) Acronym for The War Against Terrorism.
“You’re getting right on my tits you TWAAAAAAAAT!”
“Nice twat there woman.”
“You twatted me, I’ll twat you back.”
“Where’s dat liddle...
myspace →
It’s the ultimate game of testing your ego. It becomes a competition of seeing who has the most friends, so you add everyone you’ve made eye contact with in the past 6 years, constantly posting bulletins telling people to comment on your NEW PICZ PLZ or die.
Also a way for every garage band ever to make a Myspace Music profile without even have talent and/or experience as other bands...
facebook →
a stalkers dream come true
facebook addict #1: dude you know that hot girl who lives upstairs, i totally got her screen name and cell phone number off of facebook facebook addict #2: awesome, now you can totally stalk her
hershey highway →
The anal cavity; usually used when speaking in a sexual manner about taking it in the ass.
Hey look at Adam, he is probably about ready to go down Misty’s Hershey Highway again…
skid marks →
A line of fecal matter in your underwear that varies in thickness from thin to meaty. Usually a result of poor asswiping skills.
“Hey Greg! Check out these skid marks on grandma’s panties!”
tit →
Something I really should hope never to be used singularly.
Girl: Like my tit? Boy: =/
diarrhea →
Flaming liquid shit that makes you scream with pain, clench your teeth, grab hard onto the nearest solid object so that you don’t get blown away, and wonder how you’re still alive when it’s over.
My diarrhea is so bad that I couldn’t walk for five days afterwards.
dingle berry →
A small piece of poo clinging for dear life on the ass hair like it’s the gym rope
Ahhh! where are the scissors!
white girl →
A caucasian female. A girl that spreads and gives head to the entire hood. A hit it n quit chick.
Submitted by armcandyxo
August 2009
27 posts
bookish →
Usually female and sometimes bespectacled; a young woman who enjoys the company of her books. Has an intelligent, haughty, look rather than nerd.
Office worker 1: “She’s alright looking, but a tad bookish” Office worker 2: “it’s the quiet ones you’ve got to watch”
(Submitted by taigal)
Shaniqua →
a common name used to mock/describe a Black woman from the inner city…this name would include all of the stereotypes: long fake braids, big butt, ghetto voice
Damn, this biatch keeps flipping her digusting horse hair on me…! Yo Shaniqua, get your shiat out of my face!
A steoreotypical name for young women living in the hood or ghetto.The common Shaniqua has a weave that is so cheap...
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beef curtains →
Loose and thin labia majora that is caused by the repeated insertion of male genitalia and is characterized by the ability to flap in the wind. Beef curtains usually lead to a wicked camel toe even when the woman is wearing jeans.
“I was doing this slut the other day and her beef curtains were hanging almost to her knees.”
1 tag
pussy →
The box a dick comes in
1 tag
shark →
This is a move when you have your girl get on her knees doggystyle and you stand across the room naked. then you put your hands together above your head and mimic a shark, all the while your humming the JAWS theme song. you make your way across the room and when you get near her you hump her as hard as you can sending her head crashing into the wall.
Q: How did you get that bump on your head? A:...
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kapi
kapi →
Kapi is an awesome Digimon that appeared in several episodes of the TV series.
Kapi is the most awesome thing I’ve ever known!
masturbation →
The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.
jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division;...
Kim Jong Il →
With his trademark bouffant hairdo, designer sunglasses, and tan tracksuit, “Dear Leader” Kim Jong Il, is the quinessential mad dictator. Ruling over the impoverished and isolated nation of North Korea, Kim Jong Il has been responsible for the mass starvation, torture, and opression of millions of people. He has also perpetrated an insane personality cult centering around him and his...
Russia →
A really big and very cool country in the east. Managed to crush the Nazi occupation force after a decisive tank battle in the fields of Kursk. Currently fighting those damn rebels, as of yet they are the only country to do anything effective to fight global terrorism. They pwned the bastards.
Russia has given birth to all sorts of cool stuff, Vodka, the t-32 battle tank, the ak47 and kossack...
republican →
Someone who supports the rights of the unborn, but won’t fund stem cell research that could help the millions who are already here. The first one to protest abortion rights, and the first one willing to take a life through capital punishment. Someone who espouses personal freedom, and then tries to pass constitutional amendments to restrict it. Someone threatened by government surplus but...
female →
The evil side of the human species, who often view the word in a much different manner to the male species. Generally play mind games and fuck with your emotions, can make you feel like complete shit or keep you feeling on top of the world. Will boast that males only use women for sex when generally they are much fucking worse. Can easily have up to 10 guys going at the same time, using them...
Fuck, everything about pterodactyls is so sweet!
johnwilkestooth:
from Urban Dictionary:
When a guy is have sexual intercourse with a girl or guy doggy style and he grabs the sheets and pulls them up over his head and flaps his arms using the sheets as wings and makes loud bird noises while blowing his load.
When a woman performs oral sex on a man in front of her, while at the same time is giving hand jobs to men on her right and left. The...
communist →
How old people in Alabama and possibly in other Southern states insult younger people.
My Grandpa: You want me to fix you a sandwich? Me: Nah. Grandpa: Are you sure you’re not hungry? Me: Yah. Grandpa: You must be communist.
bitch →
Word used to describe the act of whining excessively.
Person who rides specifically in the middle of a front-seatting only car meant for 2 passengers or less.
Modern-day servant; A person who performs tasks for another, usually degrading in status.
Term used to exclaim hardship.
“Stop bitching Todd!” “Can I ride bitch?” “Bring a friend and some vodka...