Urban Dictionary Word of the Day

Urban Dictionary: portmanbreau

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:44:10 -0500

wordsalso:

All bro-related puns that take the form of portmanteaus.

E.g.: So me and my bro are on the brofa, trying to read about Bronald Reagan, bröt instead we brocrastinate and watch ‘Knocked Up’ with Seth Brogen. Dude, it’s brotally a bromantic comedy, bro.

See also: portmanbro.

Cosby Sweater

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:13:21 -0500

Cosby Sweater:

The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry- or any other ‘bright, colorful’ breakfast cereals- and then vomitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980’s sitcom “The Cosby Show”.

Nicole was overjoyed to receive “a Cosby Sweater” for her birthday.

meme

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:25:14 -0400

meme:

An item of pop culture propogated via word of mouth. Usually used in reference to the latest cool website that is propogated by e-mail.

Mahir, of “I kiss you” and “I invitate you to Turkey” fame.

“All your base are belong to us” the flash video, song, and Photoshopped photos.

Strong Bad and Trogdor the Burninator.

goatse

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 16:57:57 -0400

goatse:

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide. One of the oldest jokes on the internet is to link the picture to internet forums and chatrooms, renamed to look like something else like “happybunnies.jpg” . Often causes people to freak out.

-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it’s horrible!
-hahaha!

youtube

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 16:50:55 -0400

youtube:

A site where you can upload videos and watch videos other people have made. Great idea in theory but is spoiled by all the negative comments by people who can barely spell, probably won’t last much longer because people will just choose not to upload their videos.Two actual messages sent to me on Youtube

Message 1

ere are you pro like mate or wha’ ? cos i is be feeling that shit you’r a leg end. i is be likeing your emotion cos you look like you’r getting right into that SHIT!!!! p.s ever thought about going on holiday or maybee taking a break ??? apperntly a break makes you better at singing take the year off you maybe able to sing ,just maybee but i doubt it (TWAT) UNLUCKY SHIT AYE MULLET BOY

Message 2

I hope you know you’ve completely ruined mine and other people’s favourite songs. I hope you get ovarian cancer and die D:

urbandictionary.com

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 16:50:22 -0400

urbandictionary.com:

A site that when used correctly can be both humorous and insightful. Usually most beneficial to suburban white people that listen to rap music and want a real definition of something like phat or tight

Bobby-“Yo, urbandictionary.com is bomb-sauce jigga”
Father-“That’s it, I’m installing netnanny.”

website

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:50:19 -0400

website:

There are 3 types of websites. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

The Good:
Supplies generous amounts of information, images and music aswell as has a nice layout with decent amounts of CSS.

The Bad:
Is made poorly with little or no effort. The background is horribly annoying. This website gets millions of hits, however, which is most annoying.

The Ugly:
A websiet with a white background, blue and purple hyperlinks, uses only Times New Roman font, and non-colored horizontal rules, plus crappy tables with sad borders and no design.

Urban Dictionary: Tumblr snob

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:48:00 -0400

Urban Dictionary: Tumblr snob:

topherchris:

Friend one: Oh look at this new meme, it’s about Trace Cyrus!
Friend two: Uhhhh bro. Seen it, reblogged, and followed the blog.
Friend one: You are SUCH a Tumblr snob.

twat

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:37:00 -0400

twat:

1) A great word to shout out.
2) A woman’s vagina.
3) A blow to the face or genitalia.
4) Used by Tweety.
5) An offensive term for a person.
6) Acronym for The War Against Terrorism.

“You’re getting right on my tits you TWAAAAAAAAT!”

“Nice twat there woman.”

“You twatted me, I’ll twat you back.”

“Where’s dat liddle puddy twat?”

“Tony Blair’s a twat.”

“TWAT is going well, don’t you think?”

myspace

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:37:20 -0400

myspace:

It’s the ultimate game of testing your ego. It becomes a competition of seeing who has the most friends, so you add everyone you’ve made eye contact with in the past 6 years, constantly posting bulletins telling people to comment on your NEW PICZ PLZ or die.

Also a way for every garage band ever to make a Myspace Music profile without even have talent and/or experience as other bands have. Also a new place for every hott girl in the world to prove how slutty they are by making a Myspace and putting pictures of themselve’s where they only have 1/5 of their clothes on with the quote under it “I used photoshop to cover my boobs, So What.

“Comment on my myspace plz LOL!

facebook

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 19:36:45 -0400

facebook:

a stalkers dream come true

facebook addict #1: dude you know that hot girl who lives upstairs, i totally got her screen name and cell phone number off of facebook
facebook addict #2: awesome, now you can totally stalk her

hershey highway

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 19:35:04 -0400

hershey highway:

The anal cavity; usually used when speaking in a sexual manner about taking it in the ass.

Hey look at Adam, he is probably about ready to go down Misty’s Hershey Highway again…

skid marks

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 19:32:17 -0400

skid marks:

A line of fecal matter in your underwear that varies in thickness from thin to meaty. Usually a result of poor asswiping skills.

“Hey Greg! Check out these skid marks on grandma’s panties!”

tit

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 19:31:39 -0400

tit:

Something I really should hope never to be used singularly.

Girl: Like my tit?
Boy: =/

diarrhea

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 19:30:39 -0400

diarrhea:

Flaming liquid shit that makes you scream with pain, clench your teeth, grab hard onto the nearest solid object so that you don’t get blown away, and wonder how you’re still alive when it’s over.

My diarrhea is so bad that I couldn’t walk for five days afterwards.

dingle berry

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 19:30:12 -0400

dingle berry:

A small piece of poo clinging for dear life on the ass hair like it’s the gym rope

Ahhh! where are the scissors!

white girl

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 19:29:34 -0400

white girl:

A caucasian female. A girl that spreads and gives head to the entire hood. A hit it n quit chick.

Submitted by armcandyxo

bookish

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 15:46:00 -0400

bookish:

Usually female and sometimes bespectacled; a young woman who enjoys the company of her books. Has an intelligent, haughty, look rather than nerd.

Office worker 1: “She’s alright looking, but a tad bookish”
Office worker 2: “it’s the quiet ones you’ve got to watch”

(Submitted by taigal)

Shaniqua

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 15:46:08 -0400

Shaniqua:

a common name used to mock/describe a Black woman from the inner city…this name would include all of the stereotypes: long fake braids, big butt, ghetto voice
Damn, this biatch keeps flipping her digusting horse hair on me…! Yo Shaniqua, get your shiat out of my face!
A steoreotypical name for young women living in the hood or ghetto.The common Shaniqua has a weave that is so cheap it looks like plastic,or very long thick braids.She wear extremely tight and short clothing topped of with ridiculously lond heels.
Other attributes include:long nails,husky/shrill iritating voice,4 children with different fathers.
Shaniqua:Yo giiiiirl i gots tah go down tah them welfare offices,my check aint come in this month!uh-huh and you know my babby daddy be trippin’”
Shaniqua:”Oh hell nah u just did not pull off my goddam weave! laquisha hold mah earrings girl!”
1. The ghettoest of ghetto names.
2. A stereotypical name used to refer to loud, ghetto African-American females.
3. Referenced in the movie Bringing Down the House and the song Shaniqua by Little T
Shaniqua: Oh no, u didn’t just diss me, ho! *takes off earrings* Yo, hold me back, hold me back!
Shaniqua Listerine “minty fresh” Jackson is quite possible one of the most influential men of our time. He grew up in the Bel-Air Ghetto and invented many things including the ghetto stop (stopping abruptly and making a screeching noise), The Hoodrat Hustle (a style of fighting that consists of made up move that you come up with as you go.) and also helped discover the 1-2 method of river rafting along with the Famous Raft Admiral Captain Singrey. (Captain Singrey’s ship was later named after Mr. Jackson). Shaniqua Jckson is in no way related to Chief Shaniqua of the Fushi Ukulele-ists of Central Kenya (Or the Chief of F.U.C.K. as he’s usually referred to) Minty Fresh has been referred to as “Ghetto Fabulous”
I’m gonna Ghetto-stop like Shaniqua!
A girl who looks like she’s on meth, is a midget, likes it up the ass, looks like a drown rat, has roots that are white as hell coming out of her dark emo black hair. likes women, but only the fat kind, get’s in fights at lunch against maegan and brooke. throws chairs, likes fire crotches and “men” that are caking. confuses asian people. never eats looks like a toothpick wears mens pants. masterbates to mr. bates. white.
Ex. 1: girl 1: ahggg what is that
Girl 2: must be a shaniqua